When you wear a single t-shirt with no pants or underwear on.
That dude is going full-colter! Rad!
If you listen to this man’s music get some help. Most sad country males will listen to this artist. Still a legend in the independent country background.
“Did you hear Billy is listening to Colter Wall?”
“Yeah I heard he is going through some tough times right now”
The act of taking a bong rip off a girls back while blowing her back out
“Yeah she asked if I wanted to get fucked up so I gave her the old Dirty Colter”
He will take any meat thats over 12 inches long.
Colter maddox likes big Italian sausage in his ass.
Colter Andrew is a 6'11" 240 Pound sexual tyrannosaurus of a man who puts beta's in their place and forces his freinds into their place by words or by force with his Massive schlong that averages out at a foot.
Even though they cant speak for shit, their aura alone makes them a most formiddable opponent
Guy one: damn I have a fucking headache
Guy two: you must of induced the rage of Colter Andrew
Guy One: what? No i tripped you unfresh bonobo
a colter helmet is some who sucks at football, thus getting hit alot leaves marks on your helmet showing you suck.
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