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doing research or checking up on your boyfriend on facebook to determine if he's an attention whore.
She's tired of all the columboing it takes to keep up with him.
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In the 70's and early 80's it was reference to Columbian Marijuana.. I can get some good Columbo...
I can only get Columbo weed right now...
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A person who thinks they can work out the motives, actions and guilt of people involved in high profile media criminal cases, based only on media revelations and their limited imagination.
Derivation is from Lt Columbo (a fictional TV Homicide detective from the 70's and 80's) who always knew who the killer was, within 2 minutes of meeting them (although, because this was fiction, he was always right)
Armchair Columbo's exist in a simple world full of Black and white motives, stranger dangers and Paedophiles hiding behind every tree
They are more likely to be conversant with TV police dramas than real life, and will know a great deal about forensic science from such shows as CSI:NY and NCIS, without realizing that most of this is fiction
Tigerlily: On the news, it said the missing boy was fully dressed and walked out the front door. How could a 3 year old dress himself and open the front door? I reckon the parents must know a lot more than they are letting on
Vinnie: Oh Tigerlily, you're such an Armchair Columbo
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A cloud of dust shot from a females anus after having anal intercourse involving baby powder and ejaculate.
When a male is penitrating a female from behind in the rectum and ejaculates into her anus. The male then throws a "splash" of baby powder and has the female fart out the semen in her anus causing a dust cloud. Aka Dusty Columbo
The most famous of Dick Detectives. A Cock Columbo will leave no stone unturned in his quest for phalic justice.
That Cock Columbo was trying to investigate my schlong in the showers!
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Deliberately omitting a vital (or not) piece of information from a text, only to send it in a second text a moment later, prefixed with the phrase "just one more thing" - either for the purposes of annoyance, or simply because its awesome.
Texter A: hey man, you still on for pizza?
Texter B: yeah, I'll see you there
Texter B: just one more thing...cool. Trololo
Texter A (having had to get his phone back out) : fucking columbo text
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Cockney rhyming slang for cack (shit, poo, crap, turd)
Derived from the iconic image of the T.V detective portrayed by Peter Falk who always wore a beige rain Mac.
Fuck me, where’s your toilet?, I really need a Columbo’s Mac.
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