1. An evil company with giant snakes for employee's disguised like humans, and they will hit the standby button on the world forcing everyone to stop except for them, and they will but rape you.
2. Comcast also stole Santa's weather machine and are using it to throw the world off balance.
1. You are sitting playing gears of war when you suddenly lag out, and have some sort of comcast service
1b. When you get anal raped by an Evil company.
2. See Global Warming.
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also known as worddowntime/word
Every two hours, my isp decides to give its servers a 3 hour break.
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Its the new "C" word, meaning to Go Fuck Yourself
Hey, I accidently gave you guys a check that was meant for someone else. Please refund that.
LoL... Comcast
Hey, COMCAST
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Fuck...connection is down again, Comcast is the devil
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1)The Worst damn cable service provider that always breaks down... Worst Ever!
2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.
Comcast is one of the 3 great antichrists
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Verb. When a company or person commits to deliver a solution and or meet you at a specific time or window and ends up delivering or arriving sometime shortly after that time / window.
To be comcasted'ed, or I commonly comcast.
Would you like t o setup your service from 8-12 or 12-4? 8-12 please. When they show up at 1:00 after requesting the 8-12 they have comcasted you.
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A company almost as bad as Verizon. Crappy service, inflated prices, and someone tell me, what's the deal with them giving you remotes that say "Adelphia" and "RCA" and "Cablevision" on them? Can't they afford to brand their own remotes?
Some people confuse Verizon with Comcast because both of their logos are red and black.
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