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Prerequisite for owning this car, is a loving for AC/DC, Whitesnake and Winfield Blues.
A bogan brigade of 17 year old males in VL 6 cylinder Commodore's can be seen, frequenting 'white trash' locations, such as Car Lovers car wash's, and large fuel stations, seen with there bonnets up checking out their 15mm race leads and admiring the motor Nisan gave them. Also seen with them is their skanky skinny, blonde, 'straight from the trailer park' girlfriend, normally bitch slapping her gf's, trying not to spill her Bundy as they arguing about who is the father of their baby.
Owners of the GenIII varient Commodore, when vacationing, can be seen typically every few hours pulling into a fuel station to top up their oil, oil to fuel filling ratio for a Commodore is 2:1.
Did you see the 4" exhaust on that Commodore ?
My 6 Cyl Commodore will keep up with a Ford V8 Supercar, because its a Holden !
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To lose a condom in your mates ass
Dude I totally commodore’d you
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A number 1 selling family car with the engine technology that is so out dated, i dont know why we still have it.
The car is so 'heavy' that HSV can't understand why the car slides into the barriers under hard braking down at the track. Twin Turbos were banned due to the fact that the 5l v8 could not keep up with it.
People who drive them think their number 1 with their bodykits and aftermarket accessories, terrible sounding exahuse, subdoofers and highbeams and fog lamps swiched on at 12 o'clock midday.
A HSV runs a 400m time of 14.3secs and a 2.6L Twin Turbo import can run it at 12.8secs ...hmmmm...yes...so wats so good about the 6L v8???
Oh yeah number 1 aussie car...HA! GM is an American company. the VLs probley the only 1 with a good engine, which is made Japan.
Commodores SUCK!
DOOF DOOF DOOF!!! here we go again, a group of loosers pulling up in da sic commodore bro
Do a burn out!!! oh sic mate!
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A mistake in mass production from Australia's General Motor's branch; Holden, for the previous 24 years.
All automobiles sporting the "Commodore" badge are;
- Poor in both quality and design.
- Over priced, and over rated.
- Over marketed.
- Extremely Basic.
- Cosmetically and mechanically appauling.
- Not worth pissing on.
"Dude, my $12k Japanese 2 litre turbo just destroyed your $70k 6 litre Commondore, how do you feel about that???"
"I have no originality. I also drive a Commodore."
"I have a small penis, i try to compinsate with my 6 litre V8 Commodore"
"I think I drive a sports car because I drive a 2 door Commodore"
"I spent as much money as my new luxury version Commondore as a new Luxury Mercedee's, because bogans will think I'm cool if i drive a Commodore."
"Commondore is to Bogan as water is to ocean."
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Have you seen Mattah's Commodore??? It would be so much better if it was on fire.
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When a "lady" gives a rear admiral to a man. This is essentially very difficult but possible for advanced ladies.
Did you hear about That Esther chick? She gives commodores out like nobody"s business. She actually got me out onto the lawn.
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An australian car that can easily drag off and do better burnouts than the crappy japanese imports that cost 4 times the price. They also look heaps better,and can get easily 500,000 killometers miles out of an engine despite being thrashed by young, irrisponsible drivers.
Shit why did i buy this shitty ricer. i could have got a comi and spent the rest on hookers and beer
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