communion ditcher

Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.

Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.

holy communion

This is a term heard in churches 'round the world, but has anyone thought of its possible meanings? After a very deep conversation with several friends i have come to believe it has more to do with giving a priest/pastor/holy man oral pleasure.

Please kneel down and partake in the holy communion.

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caboose communion

Verb - The act of recieving anal intercorse from a member of member of the clergy. The sex of either party is unimportant so long as the clergy member is allowed to perform the sacrament of commuinion. The eligibility of the recipient of the anal sex to recieve the sacrament of communion is not an issue in defining the act as a "caboose communion". Therefore, those recipients who are underage or do not themselves practise religion may still recive a "caboose communion'.

"They've been sending a lot of priests to the slammer for giving the alter boys the caboose communion."

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Latvian Communion

Vodka with a pickle chaser.

At every Letten im Weltall show, I end up taking Latvian communion.

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First Communion

The term First Communion is used commonly in Correctional institutions. First Communion is when an inmate has his virginity taken for the first time.

It's time to take your First Communion Angel Face.

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until next communion

This is how people say “Until next time” on Earth-19 (The Flash) according to H.R Wells, the doppelgänger of Harrison Wells. (The gif is a picture of Harrison Wells/H.R Wells)

“Until next communion” - H.R Wells

Communion in your mouth

Busting a load in someone’s mouth.

Hey holly.. I’m gonna make my communion in your mouth later!