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An evil Facebook application that at first seems like fun, however it sends you weekly E-mails telling you how much better everyone else is then you.
Guy 1:Hey, I got an E-Mail for Compare People...YES #2 most desirable to date.
Guy 2: lets see....I got #13 most absentee....I hate my life....
Code words for cheating. Often used in educational settings and always done in the 3 minutes before class.
Example 1:
*Teacher walks by 2 kids doing homework*
Teacher: Is that chapter 15 due next period?
Kids: Yea, were comparing answers to further our education and brainstorm possible class discussion questions.
Example 2:
Greg: Here, lets compare answers. Unfortunately, I got all blanks.
n. Females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. This always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. Even though the one girl is rather cute, nobody wants to jump on the grenade.
Billy: "Hey Tony, check out those chicks over there. The one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory."
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"
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a reference to the go the go compare singer who is extremely annoying pointing out that a person or persons is annoying or bugging you
this can also be used as a show of hate to someobody
dan is a being abit go compared today
or
your go compared today
or
your so go compared before
your like the go compare
1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!
2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.
1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.
2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.
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Something so smart, only an idiot would say it. Particulary used when comparing two things which seem to be of importance, but have no relative meaning in the grand scale life.
Bro, have you noted the comparative differentiation between J Cole and Jigga? One is okay and the other is alright.
A dumbass shit application on facebook with questions like who's hotter, whos more popular, who's uglier, who's more of a nerd. Nobody is saying im bad n stuff but I hate those type of questions. Whoever the developer is needs to die.
*person on compare people*
Dumbass 10 year old girl: Hmmm who would rather win in a fight Mike or Jeff? I'm gonna vote for Jeff because he looks better and is more popular when clearly mike has way more muscles than him and could beat him up.
Me: Fuck compare people *middle finger*
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