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Vegeta's Comprehension

Anything that is the amount of 9000 or below. Anything over 9000 is beyond Vegeta's comprehension, which results in the crushing of scouters in hands, due to Vegeta not being able to count over the number 9000.

Person A: "Man, i have a lot of pennies!"
Person B: "Are they beyond Vegeta's Comprehension?"
Person A: "No, it was just 3273 of 'em."

by AlphaCananogram January 23, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


lack of comprehension

One of the best songs in my opinion written by the prog/death metal band "DEATH"... It is featured track 5 off the human album..... At first the song may sound like jazz but dont make an understatment over the first 10 seconds...

NU-METAL KID THATS 14: Hey guys I just bought slipknots new album "subliminal verses"

Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement

NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath

Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy

Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension

NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life

by thecairvoyant May 19, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alchemical Comprehension

Being able to look past words and syntax to understand the message.

Grammar police are quite lacking in their alchemical comprehension

by magicks January 24, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


comprehensive education

British socialist experiment (further enhanced by successive generations of hapless politicians) that forced fee paying schools out of business, raised the school leaving age and tried to give all children between 4 and 16 a basic education in several subjects. 'Basic' is about as good as it gets for most victims forced as they are into mind-numbing boredom, despair and violence. Most schools are like open, juvenile prisons. Still, American state schools make every one of 'em look like Oxford!

teenage pregnancy? routine bullying? can't read and write without the aid of 15 years further education? teacher's all suicidal? no future? no motivation? no prospects? It has to be comprehensive education!

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


constipation comprehension

When you read a book in the bathroom while taking a caca

Bro : Why were you taking so long in the bathroom dude
Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension

by the booty up in 3D June 30, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Antiquity comprehension

Famous IRA tiktoker interested in history based in the USA

Hey do you follow antiquity comprehension?
-No, why?
- Dude you missing out, he's posting great educational videos!

by Officer piggy wiggy August 12, 2021

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selective comprehension

The act of processing only the portion information given that is gratifying or essential. (Defined by Michael W. Banks)

"What do you have, selective comprehension?!"

by HughJa'Sole June 26, 2015

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