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Conch

The place a males testicles tuck up into during certain acts to prevent from abuse.

I was banging this chick so hard, its a good thing my balls were up in my conch.

by Blipmeister December 16, 2009


Conch

The female equivalent of the male gooch; the skin between the vagina and the anus.

Your Momma loves it when I'm eating conch!

by Phat Lüke July 03, 2008


Conch

only a moron thinks its a pussy
its really a helmet!

Dude: im wearing a giant conch!

by Isaac-s friend May 14, 2003


the conch

An object passed around in a group of people that when held, the holder has the groups attention and can announce a secret, or statement or whatever they have to say. One can only speak when holding the conch

Pass the conch! I have to announce the loosing of my virginity!

by LaurenMackenzie June 23, 2008


conching

-verb-
While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.

The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.

CONCHER
-noun-

One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.

Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.

"Hey Joe! Stop conching and pass that!"

"This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"

"I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!"

by Donny Pro-Am April 02, 2008


conching

1. the act of vomiting into an open anus which has teeth around the outside.

2. cutting a person's genitals off and keeping them in a shell for later ingestion.

3. cutting off someone's genital warts and sucking the juices out.

1. *blurgh* *munch, munch, munch, mmmmm* thats some good conching.

2. alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss' genitals for dinner last night.

3. don't look at me in that strange way, i'm doing you a favour.

by bert and ernie July 25, 2006


conch

the bowl-shaped part of the ear, where soundwaves are bounced into the inner ear. Commonly pierced.

"I can't believe she stretched her conch piercing to 2 ga"

by Telefina February 09, 2004