Random
Source Code

Condolence High Five

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022

2👍 1👎


Condolations

an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing

Oh, you got remarried at your husband's funeral? My Condolations!

by MoodMechanic November 16, 2022


Mean condolities

A condition where u cannot control what u say and makes u say rude and horrible things without thinking.

Random: Yah it's ok it's not your fault your useless

Random: what was that form??

Random: sorry it's my condition it's called mean condolities

Random: oh sorry then it's alright!

by Halfvegetarian December 26, 2022


condollence

An expression of sympathy to a young girl over a no-longer-usable human-replica toy.

During the course of my weekly vacuuming, I accidentally destroyed my 8-year-old daughter's Malibu Barbie, but since it was a very common style that was therefore readily available at the local Walmart, I was able to simply replace the broken unit with an identical new one, and so my "little mama" never knew the difference when she got home from school; no condollences were required.

by QuacksO December 17, 2021


Condolence-A's

n. The better grades a person receives in school after having a death in the family.

I got straight condolence-A's from all my professors when my father died the day before finals.

by Ryan Betye March 26, 2010