coned

Word History / Origin

Definition 2 was the first usage of the word at Quakecon 2002. Five members of Clan PIT (MC, Bar-B-Q, Crow, Snake, and Bama) noticed that John Carmack's parking space was reserved with a few cones. If only they had a cone, they too could reserve a parking space ... and that would 'own.' No wait. 'It would CONE!' They snatched one from Carmack's space, dragged it into the BYOC and began shooting pics with the cone on people's heads. Cone-ing was born.

Definition 1 followed shortly thereafter as Clan PIT added it to their gaming lexcon. PIT member Bar-B-Q leveraged his position on the development team of the Quake mod Urban Terror to have it appear on screen after a lopsided round win. The third level of 'own' was born.

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Hey Demon, smile for the camera ... You've Been Coned!

Henceforth, it shall be named QuakeConed!

Blue team wins. CONED! <Ahhahahahah>

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cones

Australian for bowl.

Let's smoke a few cones.

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cone

In memphis CONE means a junky or person who is always begging or asking for something or even a lame person

guy: all i got is a dollar and 50 cents
guy2: can i have a dollar and 50 cents
guy: that's all i got main you a cone

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cone

1. Metallic cone shaped item in a bong or pipe that the weed is burnt in. Another word for a 'bowl'.
Really means 'cone piece' or CP(abrev.)
2. Process of smoking weed from a bong.

1. "Pack me a cone!" OR "Can I have a cone."
2. "It's 10 am and I still haven't had a fucken cone today."

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Coning

The act of being in a car with friends, seeing orange street cones lined up on the side of the road, and, while driving past the cones, the friends lean out the window and grab as many cones as they can and bringing them into the car, while the car is still moving. NOW you have orange street cones.

*Chris is driving her friends to the nearest Wendy’s*
Chris: Hey, guys! Look!
*They look and see street cones ahead to the right of the car*
Alex: You all know what that means *he gave a pat to Lena in the passenger seat in front of him*
Dennis: Let’s not do that?

Chris: Don’t be a wuss.My car,my rules. Let’s do it
Dennis: It’s the law’s rules
Lena: Challenge accepted. Roll the windows down!*they rolled their windows down*
Dennis: I won’t be part of this
Alex: Good thing you’re on the left side so you don’t have to.

Chris: Everyone, except Dennis, get ready!
*Lena and Alex lean slightly out the window*
Dennis: Idiots *he sighs*
*They approach the cones. Lena quickly grabs the first 2 cones and Alex grabs one cone and misses the other. Chris drives and they cheer and pull the cones inside.Dennis thinks of reasons why he needs new friends. Alex puts his hand on his shoulder*
Alex: My cone’s name is“Dennis”just for you since you try to caution us. We appreciate that but we enjoy stupid fun
*Dennis smiles. He knows what Alex said was true. They arrive and meet their friends*

Sophia: Where were you guys?
Vinny: Look at Chris’ crazy smile.

*Chris, Alex, and Lena laughed together*
Sophia: Chris, what’d you guys do? When people hang with you, they end up doing something fairly dumb.

Chris: It’s an effect I have on people I guess. *she smiled innocently*
Alex: We went coning and kept the cones. *Alex popped up from behind Chris, also smiling*
Lena: Now let’s eat!

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Coning

A new sensation most likely started by Youtube. It involves the act of ordering an ice cream cone and grabbing it at the top (where the ice cream is) when the person hands it to you after purchase. It usually gets a good reaction from the employee.

Stefan: Did you see that video of that guy coning?

Jake: Yeah it was hilarious. We should try it at McDonalds.

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cones

substitute for epic bong hit, bowl of weed, etc.

also used as a verb, noun, adjective, anything. (see examples)

"i smoked a cone before work and still made 200 dollars in tips off of 5 tables."
"would you like to get coned and play excitebike?"
"do you have any cones or are we going to scrape resin?"

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