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an “if only”. if things had gone that way itd be better; a coney island.
“damn. well, its a coney island.”
When you shit a hot dog or sausage size turd followed by a saucy like shit covering the top. Best seen when using a European toilet.
Roy: Oh man I dropped a Coney Island in your toilet
Lisa: Eeeww I'm your girlfriend why are you telling me this?
Dante: Oh man these European toilets are whack! I just dropped a Coney Island and I saw it up close!
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An extreme power blumpkin utilizing the chemical reaction of Mentos and Diet Coke.
Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant
Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.
"Nicole's parents disowned her after they found that their house had been hit by the dreaded Coney Island cyclone."
(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)
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A used condom, usually found floating in the water.
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The main gang in the novel "The Warriors" by Sol Yurick who have to get from the Bronx back to Coney Island, their native turf. The gang itself consist of 7 members ( possibly more, but only the 7 are named) by the names of; "Papa" Arnold, "Uncle" Hector, Bimbo, Lunkface, Hinton, The Junior, and Dewey. Out of the seven, only 4 make it back to Coney.
Guy 1: "Yo man, I was readin' The Warriors today and dem Coney Island Dominators are the sheit!!!"
Guy 2: "I would take you more seriously if you would talk normally."
a used condom you find on the beach
Look mom! I found a coney island jellyfish!
An old expression for a used condom found on the beach
The beach has gotten so dirty you can't sit down without landing on a Coney Island whitefish.
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