fuck confederacy

The thing you say to piss off the inbred sons of bitches.

"My heritage bitch"
"You lost get over it. Come on. Fuck Confederacy"
"What'd you say you Liberal?"

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Confederacy of Liars

Men in suits we elect to fuck us over.

The government is just a confederacy of liars, theives, rapists, baby-killers.

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Confederacy of Hamptoria

The Confederacy of Hamptoria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Robert Hampton with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.992 billion Hamptorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The Hamptorian economy, worth 112 trillion Generals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 56,541 Generals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Hamptorian Space Agency, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamptoria's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Congress of the Confederacy of Hamptoria may be passing a Law Today

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I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."