when something is so clapped it becomes confuckulated
Yo jimmys dick is so confuckulated it goes left right and sideways
Giving insincere commendations.
akin to congratufuckinglation
confuckulations grandma you found your teeth.
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:the act of telling someone that you are pissed because of his or her fuck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up
Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!
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A state of extreme excitement due to recent sexual activity
'Dude I'm so confuckulated'
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I'm confuckulated, I've left my laptop where I was on holiday
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My day is horrible and I am so confuckulated as to why.
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Confusing, complicated, and completely fucked up.
Do not attempt to unfurl the United States socioeconomic and political systems, for that endeavor would prove a futile and confuckulated endeavor.