Conkie

A Conkie is generally regarded as someone or something that fails on multiple occasions

Gee, That Callum sure is a Conkie

My car has Conked out again. It's a total Conkie now

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conkis

12:47AM Sun, Aug 29: "Our conkis"
Derived from this drunk text, the word means:

conkis: (n.) a search
conkis: (v.) to search; to find
conkistador: (n.) one who unfailingly gets shit done

(n.) "Our conkis has only just begun."
(v.) We should conkis Charlie to find out what he's up to
(n.) "Conquistadors were assholes, but conkistadors take charge and order the pizza for everyone who's too lazy to do it themselves."

conky

Peewee Herman's robot

"Hey Conky, what's today's secret word?" - Peewee Herman

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Conki

Crazy and cranky at the same time.

"You sound a little conki"
Or

"You look a little conki"

Conkie

A booger or a snot.

Hey mate - you have a conkie up your nose.

Conkie

aka Conkey/Conky.
when a Cow and a monkey mate, and have a baby.
The results end in a Conkey/Conkie; half cow, half monkey.

Also a sex position: your doing a girl from behind while shes eating grass, you beat on your chest like a monkey

Look at that Conkie over there!
Im going to Conkie that hoe.

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conky

Another word for wonky

This desk is a wee bit conky...

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