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Conkie

A Conkie is generally regarded as someone or something that fails on multiple occasions

Gee, That Callum sure is a Conkie

My car has Conked out again. It's a total Conkie now

Buffoon Dunce Ludicrous Moron Jackass Clown Clutz Fool Dud Ridiculous

by Mystic Orange Peel November 18, 2015

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


conkis

12:47AM Sun, Aug 29: "Our conkis"
Derived from this drunk text, the word means:

conkis: (n.) a search
conkis: (v.) to search; to find
conkistador: (n.) one who unfailingly gets shit done

(n.) "Our conkis has only just begun."
(v.) We should conkis Charlie to find out what he's up to
(n.) "Conquistadors were assholes, but conkistadors take charge and order the pizza for everyone who's too lazy to do it themselves."

by Moderated Conkis August 31, 2010


conky

Peewee Herman's robot

"Hey Conky, what's today's secret word?" - Peewee Herman

by frodaddy March 3, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Conki

Crazy and cranky at the same time.

"You sound a little conki"
Or

"You look a little conki"

by Conki June 5, 2020


Conkie

A booger or a snot.

Hey mate - you have a conkie up your nose.

by Blique October 16, 2017


Conkie

aka Conkey/Conky.
when a Cow and a monkey mate, and have a baby.
The results end in a Conkey/Conkie; half cow, half monkey.

Also a sex position: your doing a girl from behind while shes eating grass, you beat on your chest like a monkey

Look at that Conkie over there!
Im going to Conkie that hoe.

by RSaxaphone June 5, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


conky

Another word for wonky

This desk is a wee bit conky...

by josquius April 15, 2004

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