GLSS construction worker

A person that only purpose is to occasionally sit on their phone and drink tims instead of work.
Also can be see walking around the school just to boost moral of the students so they have hope that the school will be built soon.
Also lies a lot saying that the school will be done by november but everybody know that it won't be. The only qualifications to be a GLSS construction worker is to be slower than molasses going uphill and as useless as a bag full of shit.

Yo this man a GLSS construction worker he dont do anything except do as little as possible to get paid

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wisconsin construction worker

Someone who works as a construction worker in the state of Wisconsin, and can't fix shit as far as roads go. Usually fucking up the flow of traffic with sloppy sign and barrel arrangements designed ultimately for you to fail while venturing through this beautiful land we call wisconsin.

Road worker: Hey wisconsin construction worker want to help me fix this road since it has been like this for over 6 months or so?

Wisconsin Construction Worker: Nah man fuck this shit, I'm from wisconsin. Why don't you kick that dirt around over there and move these rocks so we can go get shit faced and watch the brewers game?

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get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker

The duty of a male when the girl he likes decides to date a man of lesser qualities / virtues / value

"She evidently likes the douche with the receding hairline...It's time to get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker."

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