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consultanted

When you want to explain something ridiculous looking professional whilst doing it.

Rod just consultanted you!

by Rodisrightbarbie September 2, 2017


consult

Verb. To provide a penis with please via mouth.

"After our date last night, that whore consulted me"

"boy, what I would give to get consulted right now"

"why don't you just go consult him and get it the hell over with"

by robcoreatthedisco18 March 4, 2009

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consultants

those unfortunate idiots who are caught between the reality of existence and the percieved reality their family, friends, associates, or computer software is telling them. a consequence of motivated conditioning towards reward and a separation from individual thoughts about the natural world.
no sense of appreciation or respect for privacy.
unfortunately they are a real pain in the ass to intelligent people.
they will usually mimic in order to achieve their delusional goals.

anyone who manipulates other people to achieve a superfluous lifestyle.

tactics usually include: friendship or some sort of cult or religious believe.
they coast off the accomplishments of harder working people, which would be fine if they didnt turn the world world into a mockery and try to pull them into it.

" we are consultants for insert communication company here because we thought it would be the easiest way to be rich and happy."

by just a dude February 29, 2012

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Consultation

(Chiefly British:) A period before a decision (such as a new regulation) takes effect, during which opposed opinions are heard.

A consultation usually takes place after an unpopular resolution has been made by the authorities. Usually a consultation offers the illusion that people's opinions matter and that said decision can change, where in fact they are merely designed to let steam out.

Consultations also 'cover the decision maker's arse': when the decision turns out to be a mistake, the absence of public records of the consultations allows the decision maker to claim to share the responsibility.

The announcement of budget cuts was followed by a brief consultation, during which everyone chickened out and nobody spoke up.

by Harry Tuttle September 19, 2010

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consultanted

When you try to explain something ridiculous in a very professional and rational way like a consultant.

Barbi rod has just consultanted you !

by Rodisrightbarbie September 19, 2017

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Consultion

Dyslexic consultation

oww htat consultion dah namy psellign erors

by maffcrook July 18, 2017

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consultating

To consult among a like minded peer group

We are consultating about a new product line in development.

by Samuel Taggart April 19, 2005

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