contacts

Little thin pieces of plastic that makes a geek or techie look hot.

*puts contacts in* I am not a dork anymore because I don't have these fucking glasses on me!!!

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Contact

A replacement term that can always be used instead of "high five," "pound" etc.
"Contact" works in any situation, e.g. if the person does not have five fingers, or uses another part of their body.

person 1: That was awesome!
person 2: Contact! (hand slap)

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contact

Used in the military to identify visible enemies.

See also: Tango

Multiple contacts ahead, proceed with caution.

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Contactation

The method of contact going forward between persons

What method of contactation would u like in the future

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No Contact

When you and a girl (or a guy if you’re a woman) stop talking to eachother or one cuts the other one off. Then it is no contact.

She keep tryna reach out but she can’t get no contact with me

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Contact

Blowing smoke from a blunt into another's face.

*puff* let me contact you bitch, open your mouth. *blow*

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contacts

The most annoying and painfull thing on the planet. You practically poke your eye our just to get them in, then 12 hours later you have to get them out of your bloodshot eyes. Major pain in the ass.

Yet I perfer them over glasses.

AHH!!! Stupid #$^%$@&@ contacts!!!! That mofo just fell off my eye!

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