contarded

-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.

-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).

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contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

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contard

noun
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.

That contard voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.

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Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.

OMG becky your so contarded today!

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contarded

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

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contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

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contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything