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The Tip Continuum is the ethereal construct of the nature of wealth which flows through the food service nexium. Controlled by The Waiter Gods who attempt to insure the just and decent distribution of wealth to all who lay their gratuities at their table cloth drapped alter. The Tip Continuum is subject to many variables, chaos math, and Health Department inspections. As such it occasionally can be thrown, seemingly out of balance by forces beyond human comprehension.
The New Hooters down the street had created a strong disturbance in the Tip Continuum.
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often referred to as "still drunk", the drunk continuum is when someone's night drunk carries over to the next morning and next day
I thought I saw Tom for the first time sober today on campus, but turns out the drunk continuum took its toll again. He was still drunk from the night before...
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Damn, the drunk continuum was in full force this morning. I could barely function.
1. The all-encompassing existence of pwnness.
2. The succession of all words and phrases relating to the word pwn.
ORIGIN
Created by Justin and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.
"You must respect the pwn continuum."
The originally created pwn continuum includes the following words:
Own/Owned
Pwn/Pwned
Al Capwn/Al Capwned
Cornpwn/Cornpwned
e-pwn/e-pwned
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All of the weird moments, faces, conversations (etc.), that exist only within facetime and are forever lost after said conversation ends.
Awh man! She made the ugliest face but I didn't get to screenshot it! It's lost in the
Facetime Continuum
facetime continuum
A theory which states that a universe is created from sheer awesomeness and the awesomeness which creates a universe radiates from someone with sheer awesomeness. The awesomeness obstructs any other force which can potentially create life or the like - Hence, it is called the "IMPEDE Continuum". (FYI, if you don't know, Impede means to obstruct.) In other words, awesomeness created the universe and everything else was created by China. Awesome right?
Person 1: Guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Totally did something awesome.
Person 2: And that was...?
Person 1: I created this theory about how awesomeness can create a universe. I called it "The IMPEDE Continuum"
<Explains The IMPEDE Continuum>
Person 1: Awesome right?
Person 2: Awesome....
<awkward silence>
Person 2: I wonder what kind of universe just got created...
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A strange other worldly device, that when possessed in the right time and place, can get you some really hot wild sex with some really fucking hot chicks.
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A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.
Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.
Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"
Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"
Ted: "3 months"
Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."
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