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A makeup step to supposedly “chisel” some of your features like jaw bone cheek bone etc. But some makeup asshole decided to make it so freaking complicated that now my face looks like I haven’t eaten in weeks is that the look we were going for is anorexic cause I’m honestly not for it
Hey makeup up people teach me to contour so I don’t look dead
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A girl that doesn't know when to stop with the makeup
I'm contouring my face with this overly expensive brush
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A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!
Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.
A name for a guy that uses alot of hair gel , only the best kind.
Also known as jun cuntor
Man, that guy is a real John Contour.... Look at that dank hair!!
A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.
She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.
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It could smoke your rice burner anyday.
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