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Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.
Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"
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"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."
Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe
A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event
“I can’t go, I have a toe contusion
A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.
Man, that must've been an ego contusion