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Cooch

A socially acceptable term for vagina.

*During a YouTube live stream*
Husband: Linda, your dog is sniffing your cooch.
Linda: Tucker, don't sniff that!
Tucker: Woof Woof!

by tomsawyer69 June 15, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooch

Couch Grass is by far one of the most popular lawns used in Australia today.

Grandpa at the front window: 'Jeez I need to trim me cooch.'

Dad at same front window: 'The lady next door has a really bushy cooch.'

by The bairdinator July 28, 2010

108๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


cooch

the vulva, the female genitals

One look at her infected cooch and the whole situation went up in flames.

by The Return of Light Joker July 3, 2009

72๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


cooched

to be hit in the cooch

she just got cooched

by matt c bitch October 14, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooch

The self-described nickname for failed 2013 Virginia Gubernatorial candidate and GOP nominee, Ken Cuccinelli. Ironically, it is also the nickname of the part of the female anatomy that Cuccinelli's party desires to regulate and limit women's freedom of.

Despite a massive amount of spending, in the end, voters in the Commonwealth of Virginia just couldn't swallow the Cooch.

by Cashman73 November 6, 2013

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Cooched

That moment when ur male friend sits on ur face and his gooch is laying on ur face. This is worse than being t-bagged in call of duty.

Samantha-Fuck u stop playing Fortnite

John-I wanna play with my friends bitch (gets up pulls down pants and sits on her head) you have been cooched asshole!

by Daddy Rape No No July 19, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooch

the female sex organ

"my cousin has never been laid...he wants your cooch!

by 11072009 November 24, 2009

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