1. Slang; the act of getting high from marijuana;
2. Acting funny or weird after getting high.
Paul and Tony came out the car coofed as hell.
noun
An inept thief, a moron, or asshole.
Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!
To Coof is to take capsules, most commonly drugs through the penis. It is unexpectably the safest and best way to take caps as it avoids the liver and enhances the effects.
I love to fucking coof caps, it is so fucking amazing
Coolness; Swagg; Cool Attitude; Extra Laid back
You are too uptight, you need more coof.
You are too uptight, you need more swagg/coolness.
It's a mix of the words cunt and goof.
Can you get me a glass of water?
No.
Ur such a coof!
COOF is a level higher then “oof”
COOF is also a gender neutral entity, COOF is neither male or female just COOF
Friend 1: Have you seen how ugly Colton’s new car is?
Friend 2: COOF
Doof Doof: Are you a boy or girl?
COOF: I am COOF!
term used mainly in london as a replacement for the word cocaine.
person1. got any coof?
person2. yeah i got loads!
person1. safe gimme a half!