Corona virus is the shit that shuts down the U.S. and has the balls to cancel senior year.
Chinese person: Ima eat this bat
*gets Corona Virus*
U.S. and all the other countries: Well f*ck
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A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?
Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.
Government: MWAHAHAHAHA
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Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold to more severe diseases such as Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS-CoV) and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS-CoV).
Sajid has the corona virus!
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The end of all anti-vaxxers
Anti vaxxer mom "my son has all the symptoms of corona virus but at least he didn't get any mental disabilities from that flu shot" anyone and everyone "fuck.......you"
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The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.
I lost my job
I lost my home
At least I survived the corona virus with a survival rate of over 99%
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A bitch ass virus killing a lot of people. It makes people buy hella toilet paper. It also arouses everyone to watch a homosexual man with however many tigers have beef with a bitch ass lady from Florida named Carole (Carole killed her husband). Anyways this virus is a bitch and should just fuck off.
Man.. this Corona Virus is a real bitch and itβs causing me to not see my friends.
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A hyped flu without a vaccine.
people infected with corona does a roadtrip through the world.
i have the Corona virus man.
don't stay home man.