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Corona Virus

Corona virus is the shit that shuts down the U.S. and has the balls to cancel senior year.

Chinese person: Ima eat this bat
*gets Corona Virus*
U.S. and all the other countries: Well f*ck

by Attherealyeetus April 18, 2020

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Corona-Virus

A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?

Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.

Government: MWAHAHAHAHA

by πŸ…±οΈig πŸ…±οΈoy 69 May 5, 2020

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Corona virus

Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold to more severe diseases such as Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS-CoV) and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS-CoV).

Sajid has the corona virus!

by sick lad 123 March 16, 2020

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Corona virus

The end of all anti-vaxxers

Anti vaxxer mom "my son has all the symptoms of corona virus but at least he didn't get any mental disabilities from that flu shot" anyone and everyone "fuck.......you"

by Yeetus_deleteus March 30, 2020

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Corona Virus

The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.

I lost my job
I lost my home
At least I survived the corona virus with a survival rate of over 99%

by jc4493 May 27, 2020

33πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Corona Virus

A bitch ass virus killing a lot of people. It makes people buy hella toilet paper. It also arouses everyone to watch a homosexual man with however many tigers have beef with a bitch ass lady from Florida named Carole (Carole killed her husband). Anyways this virus is a bitch and should just fuck off.

Man.. this Corona Virus is a real bitch and it’s causing me to not see my friends.

by Oop69420 April 20, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Corona virus

A hyped flu without a vaccine.
people infected with corona does a roadtrip through the world.

i have the Corona virus man.

don't stay home man.

by big gae weeb March 11, 2020