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corporatize

cor-po-ra-tize -
kawr-per-uh-tahyz, -pruh-tahyz–verb (used with object), -tized, -tiz-ing.

1. To aid or enable or encourage the dying of the light.

2. The buying and or acquiring of a wonderful, naturally occurring idea, event, or concept (hangout, rock band local bar & grill) that appeals to a certain group of people, and most likely has acquired some notoriety; then sterilizing the life and soul out of said idea until it can be digested by the masses. Thus aiding in both programming and maintaining the illusion of freedom enjoyed by the clones and worker bee’s we’ve all become.

"Why can't I have my burger cooked medium?" said the confused clone, "well sir we can corporatize that burger for you, for your own safety and because the lawyers told us we had to, either way sir your getting it well done" the server explains while trying to smile like the lady at the DMV did.

by micrnc September 1, 2009

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Corporatism

corporatism - A economy where the governments regulatory bodies exist to protect the profit margin of it's major corporations. Not to be confused with Capitalism like most American idiots do. America is no longer a capitalist (competition among individuals) society, it is a corporatist one.

American idiot: America is the greatest nation on earth because we are Capitalist!

Me: No, we are Corporatism, that is why the SEC and FBI exist to protect the profits of major corporations. Why do you think they took down the MOB? they were for labor unions. Also, look at the FDA/CDC, they won't approve any treatment for any ailment that can't be patented by a Pharma corporation no matter how much science shows that treatment option works. Wake up!

by Libtard buster December 21, 2020

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Corporat

A corporat is a person, usually a CEO or other high ranking member of a mega corporation. A corporat is a person known for lying and standing on the backs of the working class- profiting from their labor without treating their employees fairly.

Hey Rebecca, are you coming to the party Saturday?

No, my corporat boss mandated me to work every weekend for the next quarter against my will.

That sucks, they really are a corporat.

by street_samurai December 11, 2022


Corporatation

The conditioning of a people into seeing themselves as financial units of corporations rather than citizenry

The redefining of the citizen as 'stakeholder' has resulted in greater corporatation of the people.

by sageistor March 9, 2011


Corporatism

a word or phrase used in the corporate world that is funny, annoying, or overused.

"Low hanging fruit" is my least favorite corporatism!

by Jane AtCorporate January 14, 2010

6πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


war corporatism

\'war 'cor`por`a'tis`m\ n.

A new American movement led by U.S. weapons manufacturers, which has spawned a high-profile project known as the Project for the New American Century--a neo-conservative manifesto which includes in its toolbox the unbridled use of war in clearing a path for U.S. interests. President Bush is merely the figure-head of this dangerous precident.

The war in Iraq, along with several other American wars, was inspired by the War Corporatism movement.

by The Light of Reason April 17, 2005

34πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Capitalist Corporatism

The presses of owning many businesses illegal or legal

I am a capitalist corporatism owner

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023