Much like the Richter scale which is a measure of the strength of earthquakes. The Cortina scale is used in the measuring of farts. The scale goes from 1 to 10 with 1 being not stinky to 10 being the stinkiest toot ever created. If one does not throw up it cannot be considered a 10.
That toot was an absolute room clearer. It must have been atheist a 7.2 on the Cortina Scale
Mothafuckin dope ass bitch yo a real bitch ass dope yeet fuckin asshole fuckin dope ass motherfuckin bitch
Woahhhh dude that bitch is so fucking dope ass fucking asshole yeet bye
Man that bitch is a Sydney cortina if I’ve Ever fuckin seen
Better than all Sydneys
The roman cortina is awesome he is better than Sydney