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The Cortina Scale

Much like the Richter scale which is a measure of the strength of earthquakes. The Cortina scale is used in the measuring of farts. The scale goes from 1 to 10 with 1 being not stinky to 10 being the stinkiest toot ever created. If one does not throw up it cannot be considered a 10.

That toot was an absolute room clearer. It must have been atheist a 7.2 on the Cortina Scale

by StoneColdET2024 March 28, 2024


sydney cortina

Mothafuckin dope ass bitch yo a real bitch ass dope yeet fuckin asshole fuckin dope ass motherfuckin bitch

Woahhhh dude that bitch is so fucking dope ass fucking asshole yeet bye

Man that bitch is a Sydney cortina if I’ve Ever fuckin seen

by I’m a fucking dope ass person January 29, 2018


roman cortina

Better than all Sydneys

The roman cortina is awesome he is better than Sydney

by Dndnwndnjsnfiej January 29, 2018