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Russian cavalry men. Usually not in the formal russian military but still served their nation to the death. SOme of the best horsemen ever. in ww2 were often mowed down by German tanks as they charged they Panzers with their spears.
"Those dumb cossacks allways getting their blood onmy tank! I just got this thing painted!"-German tank captian after a cossack attack
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An ethnic slur used for a Russian person. Comes from the cossack soldiers in russia.
Hey Boris! You fucking cossack!
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Liquor previously drank by soldiers in the battle on petrograd, where cpt. cossacks men came out victorious. Today cossack is very popular within the cities of Boston and Quincy MA, where kids like to drink this substance in hope to become completly annilated. This alcohol is mostly used when in depression and more aften than not if using this substance most do not remember the previuos night. Cossack is not reccomended and could may cause death. Cossack is also a form of seduction that men use on women
Kyle's father killed his mother then proceded to rape all of his kids before killing himself, kyle in last resort when to see his girlfried for help when he walked in on him having intercourse with his best friend Johnny, Kyle then proceeded to drink a 5th of cossack vodka and all was forgotten.
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Referencing a character from Mega Man 4 on the NES of the same name, a Dr. Cossack is any character in a story who at first seems to be the main antagonist, but then you find out that he/she is really just the slave or middle man of the true, often more threatening antagonist.
In Mega Man 4, it seemed as though Dr. Cossack was the new evil scientist on the block. He built 8 powerful Robot Masters and had them conquer different areas around the world and challenged Mega Man to try and stop him. After penetrating Dr. Cossack's fortress however, Proto Man teleports in with Dr. Cossack's daughter, Kalinka, who explains that he was only following orders from Dr. Wily (The main series villain) because the mad scientist had her captured and threatened to harm her if Dr. Cossack didn't obey him. After Dr. Wily was defeated, Dr. Cossack actually demonstrated himself to be a nice guy. He even helped Dr. Light (good guy scientist) build Beat (Robot attacking bird) to assist Mega Man in his future ventures.
General Cossack Manouvre:
The act whereby Cossack moon's anyone. Often commited at cossack party. The effect of this will often blind anyone looking at Cossacks now shining white arse.
Advanced Cossack Manouvre:
As above but done while singing Bohemian Rhapsody or 500 miles. Alternative: done while giving piggyback ride to friend.
Stealth Cossack Manouvre:
Taking photos of ones genitals in a room full of people. On someone elses digital camera. With no one noticing. Often has the added effect of taking genital photo(s), three or four general photos then secondary genital photo(s) to stun as they think its safe to look again.
Hanging Cossack Manouvre:
Hanging ones bare shining arse over the edge of your bed to moon someone lying there. Requires some balance and accomplace to operate light when in correct position. Also known as the Rising Dawn and Hanging Gardens of Cossack.
This Manouvre often results in the phrase: "Oh my god the light, the LIGHT!" being yelled
Dark Room full of people.
Execute General Cossack Manouvre from vantage point.
Cossack: Someone turn on the light please...
Panic ensures.
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term used to define a friend from Russia who you really dont like, but keep around because he is Russian.
"Vadim you are the original cosack slut!"
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The theoretical outcome of a complete and total military invasion of Ukraine by the Russian Federation. While Ukraine would be destroyed, Russia would have no chance of winning the war and defeating Ukraine. The historic Cossack bloodline of Ukrainians would fiercely awaken to lead a guerrilla war so intense that Vladimir Putin would be forced to send thousands of dead Russian aggressors in massive swarms of trucks back home across the border.
Don’t worry! Even though Russia has one of the strongest militaries in the world, Putin would never even try to fully invade Ukraine! He knows it would be a Cossack Wedding.
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