Costco

When a male’s fingers penetrate a female’s genitle area and uses the residual moist substance on his said fingers to give sample to friend and then proceeds to give sample to surrounding subordinates in general area

hey, Bryson just fingered and costcoed his boys on the tailtgate at the concert last night

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Costco

A place where it is always overcrowded and you never want to go.

Hey son are you okay? Yeah dad Costco is just overcrowded so it makes it hard to breath. Dad:So that’s why your purple.

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Costco

A retailer that penalizes you $50 annually for the heinous offense of shopping in its stores.

Waitaminute, you guys make us buy 10 gallons of Vaseline, pocket $20 in profit every time, then make us fork over $50 for the privilege? Damn Costco, you a bitch.

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Costco

The act of driving straight through an empty carpark with out going the actual way

Mum frantically drives across 2 lanes
Me: MUM DID YOU JUST DO A COSTCO ACROSS A HIGHWAY

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Costco

a huge ass store where all the cheap asians shop. oh and indians too. no one speaks english in costco - especially not the workers b/c the workers are even fobbier.. trying to get discounts on the already underpriced stuff wtf

"costco's a toilet bowl. it's filled with brown and yellow"

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COSTCO

A Place where white people dont feel ashamed to shop discount in public. A place where items are marked of a small percentage compared to outside retail stores in bulk. In addition, Costco has a great return policy, you can return anything even if it is used to the max.

Greg-Dude, Im Hungry...
John-Lets hit up Costco
Greg-Why???
John-Free Samples

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Costcoed

to buy in bulk at great per unit savings, typically in the excitement of the moment, but lose money later by not using all of the purchased product.

Buying 10 pounds of bananas on sale but losing 3 pounds to spoilage; "You got Costcoed!"

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