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You go
You get samples
You are happy for life (because Costco is life)
Costco is the closest thing to heaven because of its low prices
But to get into Costco you need to offer your money to jesus and you will get the Costco membership. The more you offer, the longer it last.
Guy 1: Hey imma go to Costco what you need
Guy 2: A big bucket of macaroni
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noun describing someone that is generally over the top, loud, big, larger than life to a point where it can be a little painful
She's nice but she's just a bit Costco - there's always a lot going on.
Just fucking chill dude, why ya gotta be costco all the time?
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(adj) A European Spanish term used to define women with looks of goddess decent. Commonly used to inform male counterparts discreetly with attractive females in passing. The female term for Farmacias. The antonym for Walmarts.
βCostcos is a word used when you see something spectacularβ β Lamont Patterson
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A sexual act involving peanut butter, and bird seed.
You pack your butt with a mixture of peanut butter and bird seed and then bend over and hold open your butt cheeks in a place where birds like to go. This allows birds to eat out your ass and feels really good.
Dude I went out to the park yesterday and got a great costco.
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verb: to pay a fat prostitute very little for her services, it's like buying wholesale.
Dude, I think I'm gonna try and costco that big chick on the corner there.
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