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The cheap restaurant food a woman who is accustomed to being wined and dined eats when her date is 15 to 20 years younger than her but insists on paying.
Maggies asked Scarlett, "Have you been to that fabulous new French restaurant on the Boulevard?" Scarlett sadly replied, "No, my 25 year old date insisted on paying so we went to the taco joint for couger chow."
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Dude, Cody's mom use to be a couger, now she's an uber couger.
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A person (man/woman) who has become dumber with age and in essence is a "deuch" however at appearance is a "couger"
Is Kristin trying to climb over that glass wall to see whats on the other side? What a DEUCH COUGER!
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an Arctic Couger is the same thing as a couger(an old lady who goes for young men) but they do it up on the slopes
hey check out the arctic couger
when a woman older than you drops it like its hot balls deep on the pen.
She gave my bro the couger slam and bruised his nuts.
The evil, bald, mustachioed mortal enemy and estranged uncle of Bristol Hawkstone. Born Ronald Cougeral Hawkstone, he dropped his last name when he and his brother Emil created the "international department involving civilian safety" or, I-DICS in 1868. After killing his brother Emil in 1994, Ron took his daughter Samanpha and joined a traveling circus as the trapeze act they called: the flying cougeral's. After the act broke up due to a love interest, Ron kidnapped all 5 of his great nieces and nephews, and framed his first nephew, famous man of mystery and known
ladies man, Bristol Hawkstone. He lived to be 733 years old, and was finally killed by Bristol following an epic two-man super-battle that would rival the first time Goku went super Saiyan. However, after the collapse of the I-DICS building Ron got trapped underneath the wreckage. Crews combed through the debris, and the site was eventually cleared, but Ronald Cougeral was nowhere to be found.
Ron Cougeral is a dick.
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