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Perhaps the urban dictionary definition of couple should be
Couple:
1. two individuals sharing their tastebuds in medium rare steaks
2. Middle of the night national anthem delivered in smooth sleepy tones between two humans
3. A couple of bulldozers
4. A couple of cats is way too many cats
Guy- "Hey, says here's it's a "Couples only retreat", think we can pretend to be a couple?"
Girl- "Well, what's your definition of "Couple"?
Guy- "Ah, let's look it up..."
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A male and female that are compatible with each other either sharing in hobby likes or even opposites attract.
They such a cute couple
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That couple refers to the couple that you turn into when you act all cutsie around each other and make other people (single people) want to vomit and skewer themselves on a flaming hot poker.
"Oh my gosh, Ronnie and Ravon have totally turned into 'That Couple'. They are Ravonnie now!"
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Hit UK TV show, that flopped when remade stateside. Proof that humour is on the whole non-exportable.
"The plot of Lesbian spank inferno?
Well, there is these five lesbian film makers who decide to hold a competion to see who can make the best.. er art film. So they show each other the films and the loser gets err... spanked."
"They all get spanked in that one don't they"
"Err thats right they decide that to spank just one is discrimatory, so they decide they... all... need a.... spanking..."
"You've been watching porn again haven't you?"
"Oh god yes I am so sorry!!!!"
(Series 2 episode 3)
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An it couple are a super cool couple who are generally hot. People want to be this couple as they are amazing to look at.
Jack the super cool, gorgeous quater back of the football team is going out with Jenna the lead chearleader. There the new it couple!
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means a few, some, or in some instances alot
officer: how much you had to drink tonight sir?
Man: just a couple of beers.
"hey i gotta a couple of bucks to put on that sack son!"
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Two people joined in a relationship.
"It's so nice to see that Jan and Mark have finally coupled."
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