Couric

official unit of fecal weight. 2.6 lbs of crap to be exact.

Wow, that crap must be 100 courics!!!

4👍 25👎

Courics

The standard weight measurement of fecal matter.Used in South Park's Biggest Crap episode.

WHOA! That shit is well over 100 courics!

112👍 20👎

couric

A unit of fecal measurement. A couric is equal to 2.5 fecal pounds.

Bono weighs over 80 courics.

58👍 49👎

couric

The official SI unit for measuring fecal matter

Randy Marsh holds the world record for largest crap taken measuring in at over 100 courics

115👍 129👎

couric

The standard unit of measure for fecal matter.

Wow! the shit I just took is over 30 couric(s)

30👍 40👎

couric

The international weight unit by which "craps" are measured. Equivalent to 2.5 pounds.

Randy Marsh's crap weighed 8.6 courics, but Bono's weighed 9.5.

29👍 41👎

couric

The weight measurement system used by Switzerland to weigh people's shit.

"Dubin ate Chipotle every meal for 2 straight weeks and shat a pooper that weighed 6.7 couric's"

24👍 37👎