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Attempting to defecate discretely when your love interest is present.
My girlfriend was spending the night, and I had to take a dump, so I had to execute a covert plop.
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covert wank: having a wank without getting caught either:
1. because someone else is nearby eg; a woman is making the tea while you're sitting at the table.
2. because you really shouldn't be doing it there eg; work.
3. because if your missus finds you looking at other women you'll get an earfull.
if the person you are trying to hide your wank from becomes suspicious, the spunk hunt is on. you must find and destroy all evidence before they do or else you'll be in trouble.
Examples of Covert Wanks:
1. 'do you want carrots or not?'
'no thanks' (knowing the wank was undetected)
2. 'have you called mr. evans yet?'
'nope' (knowing the wank was undetected)
3. 'what's that magazine?'
'men's health' (knowing it was penthouse magazine)
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A game played in a public restroom where two people poop as quietly as possible in order to avoid detection.
Dude I was in the bathroom playing covert plops and I accidentally let out the loudest fart ever and blew up my spot.
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The act of flirting in such a way that no one outside of you and the other party are aware of the matter.
Think Navy SEALS. They get in, fuck shit up and leave before anyone has time to scratch their ass.
You're such a covert flirt.
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Being sexist without the intent or conscious will to be sexist and cause offence.
For example, "you lift weights like a girl" can be seen as "covert sexism" if the speaker hadn't the intent to be sexist but simply insult the person lifting the weights for their lack of strength, technique, etc.
This is a phrase that is quite well-known and implies that 'lifting weights like a girl' is substandard and something to be ridiculed for.
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