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When a girl has crabs and a yeast infection, the yeast makes the cake and the crabs make the crab cake.
Crab cakes are disgusting.
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A really smelly minge that makes you wanna heave!
Fuck me darling have a wash you smell like a crab cake
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An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.
Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.
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Backwards crab cake is where you back your ass ontop a black guys dick and while he ducks you, you jerk off 2 other dudes
Hey I'm nick and I like doing the backwards crab cake
A sexual activity in which the man powders his balls with Old Bay spice, and then lets a woman go to town on them.
"I can't believe I don't have Old Bay all over my face after that huge Baltimore crab cake!"
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A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.
Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.
When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.
Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!