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To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'
Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face
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To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs
im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs
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Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"
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an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.
she had a face like a smashed crab!
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An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward
me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
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A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man
Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.
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A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance
His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs
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