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the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."
"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."
"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
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Specific point at which something goes wrong, just as in the phrase, "jump the shark."
(Derived from Lady Gaga's Rotten Egg of a Grammy Appearance.)
The night was great, but cracked the egg when Jill decided to throw up all over those children.
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The action of slapping someones head that is shaped like an egg
Alvin: wassup
Jack: Dont make me crack an egg
Alvin: Thats rude...
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To menstruate.
"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"
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A game to play on a trampoline how to play: one person becomes the egg and curls up in the middle of the trampoline the the person/people try to make that person let go of there knees/not curl up by jumping when they do the egg has been cracked and someone else becomes the egg
Person 1:i played crack the egg yesterday
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!
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Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.
Last night, i was Cracking an Egg on his/her face.
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The act of unloading ones jizz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the "egg whites" drip onto them.
"Make sure you Crack an Egg on her, for me."
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