Carmel craker
A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.
Carmel craker
Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.
craker is a very happy and down to earth person. They love animals and will never fail to entertain you. From ziplining, to crossword puzzles, crakers will never ever have something not to do. craker will always smile, and you will very rarely see them sad. If you do, something is seriously wrong. Check on them straight away. I know a craker and she is so lovely i get excited when we have arranged to see eachother.
"Oh my god, she is so fun! She is just like one of the crakers I know."