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Easily irritated, especially from being tired and especially in reference to a child (or at least someone who's patronized). One tends to be cranky at night (before needed sleep), while crabby soon after waking up.
Whiney child, at 10pm: Noooo! I wanna watch Dragonball Z!
Mother: Oh, looks like somebody's cranky! Someone needs to go to bed.
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when a person drinks a shitload of alcoholic beverages and acts stupid and grumpy to such an extent that it becomes so much irritating that you really want to kick his ass then the person who drunk that shitload of alcoholic beverage is termed cranky.
Man 1 - "What happened to Man 3 there he turned really cranky?"
Man 2 - "Yeah, Man I really wanted to kick his ass!!"
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The feeling of crankiness to the point of needing to fan yourself.
After chasing the drunk down the street, Judy had to retreat to the back room due to the cranky vapors.
A massage given usually by a prostitute which includes a hand job at the end.
Hey wanna stop by that place in the city and get a yanky cranky before we go out tonight.
The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets
Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though
Mom: Sobbing and throbbing
Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him
When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
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A tampon or feminine napkin pad.
I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.
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