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The most amazing food you will ever eat especially boiled. Louisiana is the only legit place to get it.
me: Hey ya'll I'm having a Crawfish boil at my house tonight. Ya'll coming?
friends: Yea! we'll be there!
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1. Jonny didnt succed when he tried to crawfish from Tiffany.
2. Steve crawfished onto Julia's back.
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When someone tells a bad joke with or without thinking about it.
Guys, I'm going to spill the crawfish!
Man, you just spilled the crawfish.
When an idiot doesn't realize they used the wrong word and that you actually boil crawfish and not broil them.
Mike invited us to his crawfish broil and we all ripped on him because he didn't know how to cook his own crawfish.
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When you are fornicating with a woman to the point of ejaculation and you proceed to perform cunnilingus by slurping your seamen out of her vaginal canal like you’re getting the seasoning out of a Crawfish’s head.
“Wanna get a girl obsessed with you? Hit her with that Dirty Crawfish.”
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The state of having as ass so ugly and red that it looks like a crawfish.
Chris's crawfish ass is scaring all the ladies away at the nude beach.
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A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).
Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.
Check it out! Here comes a dead crawfish!
(*SPLASH!*)
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
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