crayfish

Not an animal, a crayfish is in fact a fruit, often mistaken for a vegetable.

The trees were teaming with crayfish. It would be a bountiful this year!

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Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs

TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!

Wet Crayfish

When one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother's face, then takes a dump in the other's mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first's balls untill the first bleeds from his balls, then the other eats one of the first's balls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first's pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to J Geils Band's Centerfold.

Man, Todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now I'm at war with Liberia. How much does that suck? Also I'm short one ball.

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Rusty Crayfish

While the woman is set up, in a crab walk position. The male "crab" will position himself over the woman "crab", shitting on her chest. After the defication, he moves his anus to the face area, allowing the woman "crab" to clean him.

Me and my wife were bored, so i donkey punched her, and told the bitch to do a "Rusty Crayfish".

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Cray as a Crayfish

The equivalent of "as crazy as a crayfish"

-Bro, did you hear about that party we missed?
-Yeah! I heard it was as cray as a crayfish!

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Crayfish party

A swedish tradition where crayfish, cheese and alcohol is consumed. The guests at the party wear bibs and paper hats, sings snaps songs before taking shots during the meal.

Before shelling and eating your crayfish, you must suck the juice out. The swedish chefs at Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time is demonstrating this on youtube.

In swedish the crayfish party is called Kräftskiva

Börje: Boy was that one wet kräftskiva at Leifs house last night!
Ulf: The crayfish party? True that, I've been vomiting all morning!

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crayfish piercing

the rather common myspace scene piercing known as "angel bites" where you have two awkwardly places monroe piercings on your upper lip, usual jewelery are two diamond labrets.

her crayfish piercing is so scenexcore... if only they made hello kitty jewelery for it.

my angel bites got me 200k friend requests!

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