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crayonized

The condition of the clothes and the inside of a clothes drier after a child's crayon goes undiscovered through the dry cycle.

After opening the drier to fold the clothes, mom was horrified when she found the clothes and the drier had been crayonized.

by dale338 October 19, 2009


Crayon

A 20-something female who is incapable of individual thought and is highly dependent on others. She feels superior to her peers and is unaware of her own unpopularity.

Often found in a clique of crayons, in which every crayon mimics the others in dress or behavior (all wearing Toms shoes, all holding Starbucks cups, etc).

Often found still living with her parents or at a trashy club.

The crayons all arrived to the party wearing the same dress and hid in a corner talking smugly about everyone else.

by Curlygirl April 13, 2013

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Crayon

A coloring utensil designed by crayola to make adults feel like kids again.

Friend 1: "What did you do today?"
Friend 2: "I was 'helping' my sister color with her crayons"

by blabalaba<3 May 28, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


crayon

A crayon is a dufus, an ignoramus, but usually not actually mentally retarded. A regular person refusing to think.

When I was taking calls at tech support it was one crayon after another.

by horsyrock June 3, 2006

98๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crayonitis

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.

Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.

by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017


Crayon

The best writing utensils/person on this earth.

"Hey can I burrow a crayon?"
"Sure, do you want red,black,green, or sammy?"

by Jessilovesjex February 18, 2009

34๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crayon

A person who has to wipe their ass more than a dozen times before the paper is smear free.

I wipe my ass so much after taking a shit, I think I might be a crayon.

by Sunkle Uncle Munkle April 1, 2022

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