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a woman, usually middle-aged or older, who lives alone with no husband or boyfriend, and fills the empty lonely void in her life with as many cats as she can collect in one place. Said homes are usually very stinky and the aformentioned woman may also very likely be white trash
"Did anyone see that crazy cat lady on the news last night with the thirty cats? Her trailer was such a health hazard that it was condemned by the town"
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Unmarried woman with at least two full-size dogs living in her small townhouse or apartment. Dogs are usually huge (St. Bernards, Boxers, etc.) that eat & shit like horses. Similar to the Crazy Cat Lady, but she actually likes her dogs, using them to fill the man void in her life.
Joe: Dude, what IS that smell?
Frank: It's just Jen, the crazy dog lady from down the street.
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A women who has 5 or more cats that she constantly tells story's about to random strangers.
Kerry just got her 5th cat , she is officially a crazy cat lady.
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The crazy homeless lady who used to live in Brooklyn, NY near Park Slope on 5th Avenue. She banged her head into the wall so hard it took a chunk out of her forehead, which resembles a woodpecker. She talked to birds. When you gave her crackers instead of money, she'd get angry and chase you and extremely yell at you.
"Don't give me crackers you stupid cunt!" - crazy bird lady
"I love you my pretty birdys!" - crazy bird lady
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The lady that has too many cats, maybe 5+ cats.
She won't stop being obsessed with cats, she will refer to cats a lot during conversations.
Remember the crazy cat lady down the street?
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When a female goes crazy with emotions and stops thinking before she act or speaks.
Ur girlfriend gone stright lady crazy buddy.
a elderly lady who has no relative vistors or husband, so to feel better has A lot of cats. she has so many that she and her house legit smell like litterbox. plus she sometimes uses her cat brush as a hairbrush so hair looks weird af
pff whats that smell of cat urine??? ohh its just the crazy cat lady
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