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When your girl is giving you head and you cum so violently that it drips out each nostril, just like a soft serve!
Omg Bethany Jeff came so hard he Ice cream machined me
7đź‘Ť 7đź‘Ž
The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.
Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
4đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.
"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."
22đź‘Ť 21đź‘Ž
When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.
This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.
3đź‘Ť 11đź‘Ž
“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny
When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
1đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”