creamated

the act of cumming on the ashes of a lovesome

Harold you sick fuck why did you creamate on uncle Bobs ashes!
Harold creamated on his uncle Bobs ashes

Creamation

A popular new alternative to cremation.

The holy act of dousing a recently deceased person in cum before setting the highly flammable cum on fire.

Ben Dover: "What did you do with your mother when she passed?"
Hue.G.Rection: "I gave her a creamation"