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A nice thing a guy can give a girl during sex
Andy gives Alyssa a creampie once a week.
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The word 'Creampie' defines the fantastic act of leaving a load of male jelly inside a vagina or crap pipe.
A Creampie, by it's very nature is the mother of all creation. That's right, if your daddy didn't manage a Creampie all those years ago, you'd still be itch in his pants.
Due to the awesome feeling of blowing a load inside someone's hole, the male will generally bullshit about wanting to pull out before ejaculation. But as we all know, this is in fact just a load of crap.
"That's right little Johnny, even you came from a Creampie!"
"Hey dude, I made a Creampie inside a 16 year old girl's beaver last night!"
"May I Creampie you to make babies?"
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A cream pie.
Haha dirty minded beasts! GOTCHA!!!!
HEY GUYS I BOUGHT 9 CREAMPIES! WHO WANTS ONE?
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A type of pie baked in a oven at 350 degrees F and tastes sweet and has cream coming out of it.
Damn bro i loved that creampie I gave her last night, it tasted soooo goood!
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Creampie (also known as internal ejaculation and, in same-sex contexts, as breeding and seeding) is a sexual act, commonly featured in pornography, in which a male ejaculates inside his partner's vagina or anus without use of a condom, resulting in visible seeping or dripping of semen from the vagina or anus.
Creampie my asshole step-bro
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When you come inside a pussy or asshole and the cum drips out.
Man, that gangbang was so hot, did you see that girl get creampied
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When a great amount of semen is released in the pussy and runs out
Chad : Oh Michelle you brown hair is so soft & it makes me so hard!
Michelle : Keep caressing it Chad I think your about to cum!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Michelle : That's it baby Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh baby what A beautiful Creampie I should take a selfie with it and send it to Mark!
Michelle : Sounds good but only after you Creampie my asshole!
Chad : Ohh! A double Creampie in your sexy little body! Ahhhh! Holy Shit!
Michelle : Fuck it just give me a triple Creampie!
Chad : Wow good thing I can produce gallons of cum! (wink)
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