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Company that makes mp3 players that are approximately 3456432575 better than iPods. The main advantages of which include:
-Removable battery. For when you need a new one.
-More than 5 minutes of battery life. For when you're away from your charger.
-Design that actually fits in your pocket. For when you need to go somewhere.
-Decent sound quality. For when the bus driver tunes into 96fm.
-Radio option. So you can catch the match.
-Colour scheme that doesn't make you look like a complete yuppie. For when you don't want your arse kicked for wasting stupid amounts of money on something that doesn't work.
Random person: OMG! Is that an iPod?!!
(::ARROWED::)
Person with more than 6 braing cells: No, it's a Creative.
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The art of concealing your sources.
all forms of plagerism
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Creativitis is a disease particular to creative people that prevents them from finishing much of anything because they get stuck tweaking it until it's "perfect".
Here's the ontological argument against Creativitis:
"That which does not <em>really</em> exist is less than perfect, therefore an imperfect product that <em>actually exists</em> must be better than endlessly tweaking hypothetical shit to perfection."
-Pete Michaud
Creativitis: the secret opus magnum of a "novelist" who has never actually been published, and who never will be because he's been working on this shit for 10 years and won't ever stop working on it.
To creatively innovate. An adjunction of creative and innovate.
The company worked hard to creativate the technology for a better user experience.
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The act of coming up with an idea to solve a problem. The problem may be given to you or you may have created the problem, thus being truly creative. Creativity is a valuable commodity when it is very strong, when weak it is something that people think they have but never really show. Creativity is the mother of invention and the Mothers of Invention were creative. If you wonder about it's worth, think about Velcro and how it's inventor got the idea by looking at thistles.
Jessica's teacher told her to be "creative" so she analyzed the problem looking for interesting solutions and came up with an idea that she decided to market. Now she is worth 20 million dollars and lives in Firenze where she excercizes her "creativity" by painting in the Piazza Signoria.
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Using available resources to invent a fresh perspective on an already established idea.
John's creativity introduced me to art.
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1. A wishy-washy nouninzation of the adjective creative.
2. Generally used by self-loathing (mostly graphic) designers. This species of worker is often generally in an in-house design department or a more corporate setting. More likely to be middle- or upper-management. These individuals are often compensating for the lack of commitment to their discipline, employer, or any real creativity in their specific job.
3. Can be utilized any number of professionals who's job are often seen as über right-brained (photographers, illustrators, art directors, etc.) or those wishing them to be portrayed more so (marketers, interns, mail room attendants) and less like a left-brained corporate drone.
Esther has begun counting herself among the creatives since she took that corporate job in marketing at Sweat Shop Inc. But she just wants to make more money in the economic downturn.
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