Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

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Credit crunch

A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.

'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.

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Credit Crunch!

A term used to justify certain otherwise annoying or illegal activities that could have been, (but probably arn't), bought about by the credit crunch.

When squeezing onto the end of the bar seats "Oi oi, come on! Move up - Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough seats because of credit crunch)

When caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder "Naah nevermind, Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough urinals because of credit crunch)

Caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, "Sorry Officer, Credit Crunch!"
(Only one car because of credit crunch)

Caught indecently exposing yourself outside, "Sorry officer, Credit Crunch!"
(No clothes because of credit crunch)

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credit crunch

a tasty cerial for use during finacial hard ships.

mm i have no money but i can afford credit crunch the salty bitter taste of no money.

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credit crunch

A popular brand of cereal

yo rudeboy set the credit crunch

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credit crunch tea

Ususally used in an office environment, this term describes when there are not many teabags left so it is prudent to use 1 teabag for an entire round of teas to make the remaining bags last as long as possible. So named due to the reluctance to shell out for a new pack of tea due to the global credit crunch.

Paul: Justin are you making the teas then?
Justin: Sure... Only 3 bags left so is everyone up for a credit crunch tea?
Paul: Yeah go on then.

Credit Crunch Lunch

Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.

Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo