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A british punk band in the 70's that had an unordinary and melodic approach to music of its kind. The band later slipt to form the enigmatic "death in june" which has basically fucked up songs about the holocaust and other obscure subjects. Crisis, in my opinion, was an overall great band.
One of their songs is White Youth
I hate british music. Like, Crisis. Ohh gawd.
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When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town
"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!
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When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town
"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!
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An amazing girl who is probably the most beautiful thing you will ever meet. She's fairly smart and has a great imagination. She'll come up with the funniest nicknames you've ever heard! All guys love her and all girls are jealous of her. Is popular no matter what because of her personality. A really ravishing chick ;)
John: Crisi is so hot! I'd bang her anyday!
Sarah: She's just a slut.
John: No way. You're just jealous!
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1) To be in an extremely embarrassing moment or event.
2) When you lose your mind over nothing serious.
3) First time you lose your virginity.
4) When a guy doesn’t get an erection.
5) When a guy only last one second during sex.
To be in crisis when a Flight Attendant shits oneself during food service (shit on the floor) and the flight gets delayed for cleanup
To be in crisis when a young woman gets out the pool and losses her top while nippling.
To be in crisis when you lose your virginity by something small and end up pregnant.
To be in crisis when the girl blinks once and the sex is over.
The hardest, most gangsta, Bulgarian mafia member ever. Also known as the Bulgarian baby Jesus. Only bested by his older brother, the Bulgarian God. Speaks 5 languages as a way of communicating with drug cartels from all over the world.
John: Hey Crisi, need any help?
Crisi: You see him over there. I want him dead. I want his family dead. His house, burned to the ground- TO THE FUCKING GROUND.
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