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When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
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Term for a Caucasian person extremely sun burnt. Because they are 'burnt to a crisp' and cream is white.
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A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.
She said I wasn't freaky enough so I pulled out the Crispy Cream when she was sleeping.
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deep-fried semen. Ususally made out of ignorance or idiocy.
"Why the hell did you make crispy cream you dumbass?"
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To be sharp! Fresh! To be clean as hell. It's a play
on the donut shop & a compliment.
Bro., if you gonna hang with me
you better come crispy cream like donuts.