Women who get sacrificed for the lessons of other people— a women equivalent of Jesus
1: see that girl over there?
2: yes, why?
1: don’t mess with her, she’s a crista
2. a what?
1. a women Jesus...
2. ah.
A barista for ice cream. One who scoops ice cream.
Look at how much gelato that ice-crista gave me! The cone can't even support it.
Giving a blow job and throwing up on there penis
Man I just got a Crista special
the act of hackey sacking the testicles while fingering the butthole, and the left ear, and noogy fishing.
If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna Dirty Crista you!
when you are happy. And feel Excitement or you adore Ronaldo. Crista Ronaldo Suwi is yout guy
*Scores a Fabulous Goalazzo*
"Crista Ronaldo Suwi"
Famous Words
The chick that will flirt with your boyfriend even though they know hes taken.
Person 1: “Omg did you hear about Cristae”
Person 2: “Yes! Shes such a bitch!”